Episode 10: Ze Men Tell ALL!

Let’s be honest: the best part of this episode is the BLOOPERS!
What made the cut? Or should I say, the cutting room floor…

Emily’s Green Briar dress + wine = bad words

Arie’s twin brothers = Peeping Toms in training. "She’s a beauty!" CREEEEPY.

Chris can NOT dance. Unless it is polka.

Emily, however, does a mean Running Man.

The viewing audience is provided no evidence of this.

Let's rock this middle school style!

Emily’s type looks homeless and has lots of tattoos.

Yo Emily! What's up grrrl?

Emily makes Youtube cat videos. O_O

Cue Chris Harrison’s “We saved you just in time!”

Reaction Shots

The audience LOVES Sean!

Who wouldn't?

How can you upstage Jef’s wardrobe?

With Wolf’s PINK pants! (A deviation of the Ames RED Pant™)

Round III of Young Chris vs. Old Doug

Most Improved

• Ryan turns a hairDON’T into a hairDO. And dials the tan up to Oompa Loompa.

• Skinny Stevie! Perhaps he has been watching the Bachelorette Highland Games Workout DVD ™ featuring everybody’s favorite single dad/arms specialist Doug.

• Emily in this skintight Herve Leger bandage dress. Eat your heart out, boys!

I could feel all of the men’s eyes glued to Emily. You could also tell they were all still completely enamored with her and would come if she so much as snapped her fingers.

Least Improved

• Kalon. Check your baggage comments and keep yo’ tweets to yo’self.

Well I like me. Smirk.

• Single dad Tony bounding onstage to tackle Emily.

• Single dad Tony joining Bachelor Pad. After self-terming on The Bachelorette because he missed his son too much.

• Everyone on Bachelor Pad. This goes without saying.

In The Hot Seat

Ryan:
“I have been blessed with many worldly gifts”…except with a filter.
I am not arrogant…I am confident in me!

Even though I still think LMFAO's Sexy and I Know It plays in his head on a constant loop, I found him to be more charming than intentionally chauvinistic. Maybe he WAS a victim of Villain's Edit to stir up some controversy after Kalon got the boot?

Sean:

Perfect answers (would you expect anything less?)
Thanks Emily for opening his eyes to the possibility of love. AW!
Chris coattails on Sean’s perfect answer.

I'm the king of the world!!!!...or at least London!

Lerone is noticeably absent.

Next Week
Arie vs. Jef. Curacao Corral. High noon.

Who will I choose???