Welcome to the Bahamas!
Let Our Senses Lead the Way: Doug
As the guys settle in to their new Bermudian digs at the Rosewood Tuckers Point Hotel, Doug gets the first one-on-one datecard for a day of laidback shopping on St. George. The guys are ribbing Doug because he is apparently easily stressed out. Just as Arie has almost provoked Doug to the point of shedding his Bruce Banner façade in favor of the Hulk, Emily comes a-calling. During the date, we learn that Doug was raised by his grandfather and his son’s name is Austin.
Emily and Doug
took part in the Bermudian tradition of the Moon Gate, which is basically a
wishing well that you walk through. Emily aims for the stars and wishes to not
remain single forever. Over dinner, Emily worries that Doug may be similar to
Brad in that he is “too perfect,” but he assures her that “[he is] just Doug.”
He confesses to the camera that he really wants to kiss Emily, but he moves
pretty slowly. In fact, he has never made the first move, so he may be waiting
for a while. Nevertheless, rose for Doug.
Let's Get Naut-y Group Date
The game’s afoot! As Kalon schmoozes that sailing is his
element, it turns out none of our bachelors have any previous nautical experience.
The group is divided into two teams: the winners will spend the evening with
Emily and the losers will be shuttled back to the hotel. The two teams are neck
and neck, but
Arie’s racing experience comes in handy and by holding back on
the final turn, the yellow team is able to pull off a win.
Arie, Kalon, Ryan and Jef With One F change for dinner. Ryan makes a cringe-worthy toast to his “possible trophy wife” Emily.
No touching! |
Everybody loves a Dutch boy's tulips |
Jef
With One F is up next, but no kissing for this Gleek.
Ryan voices his annoyance at Arie for kissing Emily last week, comes off as impossibly self-righteous and judgmental. He keeps reiterating that his relationship with Emily “has a lot of depth,” but I’ve seen no evidence of this. Ryan continues to quote former coaches, pastors, self-help gurus and Spiderman: with great power comes great responsibility…so don’t blow it Emily! Rose for Jef With One F. I don’t know why. Meanwhile at the Rosewood Hotel an epic battle between young and old unfurls as Chris and Doug exchange words about what it means to be mature… ironically.
Bermuda Love Triangle Date: Nate vs. Wolf
The dreaded two on one: two men enter, one man leaves. Nate
and Wolf seem equally not ready to get married as Nate is fresh off a breakup
and Wolf just wants to keep up with all of his married friends who are
beginning to have children. Nate, Wolf and Emily go cliff-diving, then head to Crystal Cave for dinner.
Is this quinoa? |
Both men seem to be reading from the same script and cite not having enough
time and Emily doesn’t know the real me blablabla. In his one-on-one time, Nate
talks about his parents’ 30-year marriage, how awesome his brother is and
starts crying. Emily worries he is too young for an insta-family. Wolf
basically says he won’t jump through hoops to impress her because it is not in
his nature, but he’s old so he gets the rose.
Mixer
Ryan corners Emily and launches into Round Two of ‘Are You
Worthy of Ryan?’ I’m paraphrasing, but basically in his mind he is such a
catch, that Emily better measure up to
him. He confides in Michael Longlocks that even if it doesn’t work out with
Emily, perhaps he can get his own spin-off show of The Bachelor because “that
would be fun for everyone to watch my journey of love.” It starts raining
outside. Emily kisses Sean and for once does NOT kiss Arie, but admits to
thinking about him whenever she has downtime. Meanwhile Round Two of Young Chris
vs. Old Doug is in full swing. Chris thinks if he doesn’t get a rose tonight,
it will be Doug’s fault. This tiff was exaggerated in promos and it ends anti-climactically
with Chris muttering “I don’t believe you!” to a composed Doug.
Best Dressed: Emily |
Worst Dressed: Jef With One F |
Debriefing with Chris Harrison
Emily whines ‘Everyone keeps being so sweet that I can’t
eliminate them!’ Time to bring in Chris Harrison to ask the hard questions:
Chris H: Is there any romance with Jef [With One F]?
Emily: I hope so! He hasn’t tried to kiss me, but I feel
like it’s there.CH: But you can’t stop kissing Arie…
E: (Laughs)…it’s true.
CH: What about Alejandro?
E: He’s probably not ready to be a dad. There’s some other drama in the house but I have a sixth sense as a woman and they’re not fooling me.
CH: Like who?
E: Ryan can be manipulative and he thinks I’m falling for his act. But I’m not.
CH: Time to quit being a hostess and start being real! Seacrest out.
Rose Ceremony
Sorry Charlie and Michael Longlocks. I really thought Travis
and Alejandro would go home this week. Of course I always hope Kalon will be
sent packing and next week I might get my way…London!
Great dates for Sean and Jef With One F
Ryan gets a kiss (Emily, why?)
Doug tells on someone who calls Ricki “baggage” and I think that someone is Kalon
Kalon SUCKED. Man, I just could not stand that guy and is ever-shiny lips. The cave date was kind of sad.
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