Episode 10: Men Tell All

Meh. This episode just wasn’t juicy enough, which is strange considering how much drama this season has produced. It would have been a completely different show had Bentley bothered to show up. But he didn’t.

Things we learned:

The guys DO NOT like The Mask, Ryan or William

Drunk Tim is actually rather charming. When he is not Drunk Tim.

Ryan read books, took pages AND PAGES of notes about marriage questions and kept a journal throughout this journey. Stop snickering guys- I read BOOKS, Chris!!

Nick is remarkably outspoken.

Constantine says maybe two words and doesn’t even score his own interview in the hot seat…and he walked off the show! That is ripe for discussion Chris Harrison; inquiring B fans want to know.

The Ben C/William feud was revisited. William would not do anything differently and tries to position his actions as noble and “informing” Ashley. The guys are not having it. William’s accent is more pronounced or bothers me more this episode. Just when you think the guys are really going to roast William, he somehow manages to make everyone feel bad for him and Chris Harrison concludes, “You’ve learned a life lesson.”

Nick the Personal Trainer isn’t letting Will off that easily: Why do you think you’re here?

Will: Why are any of us here? We can’t find a girl to date us.

LOL Line of the night.

Ames gets the pimp spot. The women go crazy. He is wearing a purple polo and jeans unlike all the other rubes in suits. Even with a concussion, he is overly polite. Elevator kiss!! Footage of other men impersonating Ames suggests he may be a robot. He says nothing in his interview to dispel this theory. Ames remains as complimentary as ever and wishes Ashley well, stating he learned a lot from the experience. Good, because you sure aren’t going to learn anything on Bachelor Pad. Chris Harrison gifts Ames the cursed hot pink boxing gloves as a memento of his love-concussion.

The show ended on a really cool note: with an auction of The Mask’s mask for charity. It raised……drum roll………..$2000 for the orphanage the guys built/renovated in episode 4! Way to go!